Xavier Onassis is the nom de blog for a cranky, old, white guy spewing often ill-informed opinions about whatever the Hell he wants, just because he can. Deal with it, bitch.
While it is true that Xavier is white and does indeed live in the suburbs, he isn't nearly as "hip" as he thinks he is. Not even close. In fact, from where he is, you couldn't see "hip" with the Hubble Space Telescope.
"Don't hate me because I'm white. Hate me because I'm an asshole." Proud Member of PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals).